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me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude
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(via killthelightts)
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(via killthelightts)
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who could have guessed
surprising
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(via happydoge)
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boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
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(via dietchola)
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What is the difference?
Gays
Lesbians
Rich
Poor
White people
Black people
Catholics
Muslims
Atheists
Christians(via dietchola)
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in history today everyone started hysterically laughing because of something they found in one of the text books
and i was like “what is it”
so they showed me this
(via beyoncebeytwice)
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